Fun Horse Facts

  1. Horses can see 12 more colors than humans. As a result, they are naturally gifted oil painters
  2. Horses can speak Portuguese at birth.
  3. The first person on the moon was an Armenian quarter horse named Buzz Aldrin.
  4. Horses do not have to take off their shoes or present their passports when going through airport security.
  5. Horses love to eat gravel, particularly yellow gravel.
  6. Horses never order the fajitas, they know better.
  7. Horses are known to spontaneously become violent in the presence of automobiles, but have a fondness for motorcycles.
  8. The game Snakes and Ladders was invented in the 2nd century CE by a horse.
  9. You can ask a horse to turn on its private hotspot if you’re ever without service.
  10. You can show no greater respect to a horse than to do a little tap dance for them.
  11. The most popular horse is Gucci Mane.
  12. Ponies, categorically, do not exist.
  13. Horses are not believed to have been involved in the 1963 assassination of John F. Kennedy in Dallas. Waco is another matter.
  14. Horses have 5 words for the concept of friendship, but none for forgiveness.
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